A real buried treasure story in the United States, hundreds of thousands of years in the making? And it involves ETs, lost civilizations, the descendant of a US President, and potentially even…time travel?!
FADE IN:
EXT. A WOODED AREA – DAY
INDIANA TAFT, a rugged-looking treasure hunter, stands before a group of excited hunters. He holds three stones and a bullwhip.
INDIANA TAFT
Listen up, folks. We’re here to find the legendary Apache treasure we discussed on the Open Loops podcast. I’ve uncovered evidence of an ancient shelter on this property that may hold the key to unearthing the hidden treasures of the past.
The hunters nod in agreement.
INDIANA TAFT (CONT’D)
We’ve found Native American artifacts, including effigy stones that could lead us straight to the treasure. But beware, there could be curses.
Another hunter speaks up.
SECOND HUNTER
What about the global cataclysms you mentioned that wiped out the mermaids, mermen, and people of the mythical Lemuria?
INDIANA TAFT
We should be prepared for anything. Just note… whatever happens, this adventure’s gonna be better than the “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.”
KE HUY QUAN nods in agreement. SHIA LABEOUF sobs ugly tears.
Researcher and Esoteric Scholar Kevin Bloom joins Greg to discuss his recent archeological discovery like none other in this summer blockbuster podcast!
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